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5 Great Calls from Soccer’s Craziest Announcer, Tiziano Crudeli

5 Great Calls from Soccer’s Craziest Announcer, Tiziano Crudeli

For those of you not familiar with Tiziano Crudeli , he can be seen, among some other crazy Italian soccer fanatics, on 7 Gold coverage of Serie A.   Make no mistakes about it.  This guy is just about the most die-hard fan you will ever see.  He even puts his fellow enthusiasts ( including this guy ) to shame.  And that is no easy task.  Don't believe me?  Just check him out for yourself.  You will not be disappointed, unless of course over-exuberant celebrations are not your thing. Behold, Tiziano's five greatest celebratory moments. 5.   Juventus vs. Milan - You can just tell how much the Juve announcer wants to punch Tiziano in the face. 4.  Inter vs. Milan - The Inter announcer is having all the fun, but things change quickly. 3.  Milan vs. Manchester United - Have you ever seen so much love displayed between two old Italian men? 2.  Milan vs. Bayern Munich - So much rage, yet so much love. 1.   Inter vs. Milan - I love how they put the Inter announcer between Tiziano and another Milan supporter.
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5 Things You Didn’t Know About Sleep

5 Things You Didn’t Know About Sleep

Image via Wikipedia 1- Guinness World Records no longer supports sleep deprivation records The record for sleepless hours was held by 17-year-old Randy
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WHEREZ MAH BUCKET?! (Mark Mangino) Picture by: Irellemot Caption by: dunno source via Our LOL Builder » Recaption This! » View All Captions
Soccer Player Dies in Brazil After Floor Pierces Abdomen (Video)

Soccer Player Dies in Brazil After Floor Pierces Abdomen (Video)

Here's a story that will make you wince in pain just thinking about it and shrug off any future minor splinters.  A futsal soccer player died in Brazil after a piece of the court's wooden floor pierced his abdomen.  It looked as if the 23-year old player was fully alert and well as he was being strapped to the gurney, but died  of hemorrhagic shock a day after the game. Making a play on an oncoming forward, Robson Rocha Costa made a slide tackle near the goal line.  Apparently, a piece of the surface hit his thigh and went up into his intestines.  He was immediately rushed to the hospital where he had surgery to fix the problems, but he succumbed to the injuries a day later. I never understood playing soccer in old gyms, and seeing this story makes me think back to all the times I ill-advisedly slid across a gym's surface to make a tackle.  This is a very unfortunate, and bizarre accident, that hopefully schools will use as an example to create awareness for grungy gyms and finding these soccer leagues actual fields or legitimate indoor stadiums with turf.  It's unfortunate a life had to be lost for this.   It conjures up bad memories of the luger at the Olympics whose death spurred more serious discussions regarding the safety of the luge courses. Hat Tip - [ Guardian ] Check Out These Great Stories Tear the Tape of Jenny's Breasts, I Dare You (Pics) Drunken Spring Break Facebook Pics Exposed 18 HOT Female Camel Toes (PICS) Hot Brazilian Chicks On Ice (Video) The Hand Bra Is Such A Beautiful Thing
Capitals Alexander Semin Shootout Fail (Video)

Capitals Alexander Semin Shootout Fail (Video)

You have your highlight reel shootout goals and your lowlight reel shootout attempts.  A penalty shot (or shootout attempt) is not quite the equivalent to a wide open layup/dunk attempt in basketball, because you have to actually get it past someone, but failing to execute your move and blundering could result in the same type of humiliation. With the Stars in the 10th spot of the Western Conference, trailing the Red Wings by four points, Dallas needed a win in a big way and they got it with a 4-3 win over the Capitals in shootout fashion.  It came with hilarity, as well.  With the shootout tied at one apiece,   Alex Semin had a chance for the Capitals to break the tie.  Unfortunately for him, he tripped over himself and went sliding to the back boards.  As Turco said after the game, it wasn't a total train wreck because he got a shot off, but it was a pretty embarrassing miss.  It made for an awkward moment for Turco, too, who had no idea how to react to Semin's klutziness. A good indicator of when you've totally disgraced yourself in life is hearing Nelson Muntz coming out of nowhere and letting out a hearty "ha-ha!"  You can hear Nelson around the 11 second mark.  We're pointing and laughing at you, Semin.  Go hide. Hat Tip Video - [ Puck Daddy ]
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Shaq, what’s the Pythagorean theorem?

Shaq, what’s the Pythagorean theorem?

Shaq, what’s the Pythagorean theorem? “404 not found” Dude, I think you broke him. (Shaquille O’Neal) Picture by: dunno source Caption by: YourCatsAllWet via Advanced Lol Builder » Recaption This! » View All Captions
Know How Much Caffeine Is in the Food and Drinks You Love [Health]

Know How Much Caffeine Is in the Food and Drinks You Love [Health]

If you're trying to cut back on or give up caffeine, then you already know to avoid coffee. But the eye-opening stimulant is found in lots of other beverages, and even some food and medications. Photo by emdot . Life management blog Wise Bread takes a look at where caffeine is hiding in various popular foods and drinks we encounter every day, comparing caffeine levels in various coffees, teas, sodas, energy drinks, foods, and medications. It comes as no surprise that a Starbucks Grande double-brewed coffee packs a whopping 380 mgs of the jitterbug (a 12-ounce can of iced tea has 17 mg, as a point of reference), but some other places you'll find caffeine lurking include: Hershey's Milk Chocolate Bar, 1.55 oz: 9mg Excedrin Extra Strength, 2 tablets: 130 mg Decaffeinated black tea, 8 oz: 2 mg Hit up the post for Wise Bread's full rundown on the caffeine dosages in an assortment of foods and drinks. (Did you know Diet Coke has 12mg more caffeine than Coke? [47 vs. 35]) Are you a confirmed caffeine junkie, or are you trying to cut back on caffeine? What's the hardest part? Share your coping tips in the comments. How Much Caffeine Is In That? [Wise Bread]
Awesome Drift (GIF)

Awesome Drift (GIF)

This image of "the perfect drift" on the streets at night should be enough to make any rally car racer proud.  After all, if they all had skills like this, there would likely be a lot less spectators getting hit and cars falling off cliffs .  Unfortunately, not everyone can be this good. It really is quite amazing to see just how close he comes to the stopped cars in the oncoming lane.  Kind of makes you feel like you are watching The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift all over again.  Eat your heart out Vin Diesel .
Erin Andrews Gears Up For “Dancing With The Stars” (Pics)

Erin Andrews Gears Up For “Dancing With The Stars” (Pics)

It appears as though Chad Ocho Cinco is not the only one getting ready to make his mark on season 10 of ABC's Dancing With the Stars .  Erin Andrews has also been getting herself ready for what has become one of America's favorite reality television contests.  It is just too bad that she has decided to taken the logical training route, and hit the dance floor with her partner, rather than enjoying some naked runs in the wilderness (not that we haven't already seen her in the nude before ). Erin has been teamed up with professional dancer Maksim Chmerkovskiy , and the two have already begun working on some things before the show kicks off March 22nd.  So how has the training been going? "I just got out of practice.  A good three hour practice, four hour practice and my dogs are barking.  I am not really used to spins and turns in high heels.  It is different.  Imagine this.  Maks says that I walk like a guy.  I wonder why.  I am surrounded by them 24/7 so now I got to walk like a chick.  I am learning how.” [ Sports Radio Interviews ] Many may be wondering why Erin has decided to get herself back in the spotlight after what has been a rather difficult past year.  During an interview with WCNN in Atlanta, she the logic behind her decision. “They actually called me around college football time.  I was talking to the producers in the summer before everything happened with me and then everything kind of exploded obviously in the summer and then they came back at ...

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