People of Walmart

No Sex In The Champagne Room

She said she was gonna f*** for a buck, do something strange for a little piece of change, and I know we’re gonna make her holla for a dolla. Tennessee

Webslingin’ In Walmart

♪ Spider-dad, Spider-dad, embarrassing his kids whenever he can. ♪ Florida

Not So ‘Fly’

Mark McGrath lead singer of the band Sugar Ray, would it be safe to say that more than just statues are crumbling around you? California

Bloody Ridiculous

I worked at the Rincon, Georgia Wal-Mart in 1997. I wish I could have captured a photo of a man that came through my line one day. He was buying a new circular saw blade, and his hands were cut to shreds and BLEEDING! He paid in cash (yay for me!) and his money was covered in blood! If that wasnt bad enough, he kept wiping his hands on the belt of my register!

Call Me Kitty Cat

She must be prepping for her inevitable appearence on “Hoarders”. Unknown

If You’re Buyin’, He’s Sellin’

I can’t tell if he is trying to sell me a hooker or wienerschnitzels! Oklahoma

More Than Meets The Eye

Unfortunately you have just prevented yourself from “transforming” yourself into a contributing member of society. Don’t feel too bad about it though, it was a long shot to begin with. North Carolina

Stretch It Out

If we could get those a little tighter, emphasize the flood by shortening them up another inch or so, and maybe add a few random stripes so it is a little more clear that there is no pattern to them at all, I think you would then reach epic status. Unknown

Infringement

Is that circled leg jean fringe? I didn’t even know you could do that. It’s like a new line of Sesame Street Big Bird pants. Texas

You Want Mint For Pillow?

It’s like a non-sexy maid outfit, which I didn’t even know they made. Regardless, we know those Valentine’s gifts are for her cats. Florida

All Strung Up

Well, it would have looked a lot better if she would have just waited for the kids to finish their popcorn string decorations that they were gonna hang up. Kentucky

Polar Bear In Mind

Remember that YouTube video of the polar bear pooping in the pool at the zoo? North Carolina

‘Survivor’’s Tom Westman Was Out Before He Was In!

"Survivor: Palau" fan favorite and winner Tom Westman didn't fare as well on "Survivor: Heroes vs. Villains." A member of the "Heroes" team, which has lost four out of five Immunity Challenges this season, he was sacrificed at this week's Tribal Council. Tom was eliminated with five out of seven votes cast against him, despite the fact that James Clement had blown out his knee during the Reward Challenge and is playing the game injured. ET : You managed to stay one week longer than the tribe wanted, thanks to the Immunity Idol. Did you really have any hope this week that the tribe would vote for someone else to leave? Tom Westman : I did. I was fighting. That noose kept getting thrown around my neck and I kept slipping out of it. I hoped I was going to pull something off. I needed JT to make that swing and come over. In the end, he was in that alliance, letting Amanda call all the shots. These are alliances that were made before we even got on the helicopter, so I was fighting an uphill battle. ET : How did you get on the wrong side of the vote even before the game started? Tom Westman : A ...

Amy Sedaris On Toilet Paper, Creative Panty Storage [Clips]

Today on Martha , Amy Sedaris announced she's gunning for Martha's job with her upcoming book on "crafts for poor people." To start, Amy gives directions for creating a "hobo's fire" with toilet paper and sneaks in a pot reference. More

Spielberg Considers New Robot Overlords [Robopocalypse]

Color us a lot more excited about the "robot World War Z" movie , as Robopocalypse has not only picked up Cloverfield, Buffy and Lost screenwriter Drew Goddard to script, but may be about to lure Steven Spielberg as director. More

Put Your Headphones On in the Open Thread [Open Thread]

Another long week under your belt and you deserve a little reward. Grab a warm cup of coffee or tea, turn up your favorite relaxing tunes on your headphones, and step inside. Our weekly open thread starts now. More

5-0 In A 5.0: A History Of Ford Police Vehicles [Police Cars]

The 2012 Ford Police Interceptor unveiled today is the latest in a long line of Ford squad cars. Here's why the sight of even a civilian Crown Vic now induces Pavlovian application of brakes in all motorists. More

Enjoy Fresh Bread with One Minute of Prep [Food Hacks]

If you've been trying to incorporate more oven-fresh and less store-bought into your diet, this simple bread recipe will have you eat fresh bread every day. More